Holy broken cover, Batman ! In a brilliant display of intuitive logic and first-rate investigative journalism, Greg Kemp has outed me, and my suspicious animus for DA candidate Furse! I must commend Kemp , that rascal; he is absolutely right. I dont live in Colorado. But I dont live in Maryland either. That was just a cover. I actually live in Moscow. I am a covert operative for the Russian Security Service (we used to be called the KGB in days of lore). I killed Torin Andrews years ago and took his place, impregnated his wife, raised his children and stole his law firm.
My mission: Find a small rural community in southwest Colorado, build a house there and begin to disrupt the local political apparatus in any way possible. The goal: SGpread the disruption throughout the country until the capitalist bastards fall and we Muscovites can take over the corn fields of Nebraska, and all those well endowed midwest girls...
a/k/a Torin Andrews