Much panic has arisen about mysterious drones appearing over many states recently. However, intuition reveals what really is going on with them. There are few days available this year to prepare for Christmas Day, so one solution is obvious. To prepare quickly using the latest technology for that important day, Santa’s elves are piloting those high-tech drones, spotting and recording our behavior to complete Santa’s naughty and nice lists for gift distribution on Christmas Eve. So look to the skies and behave.
James F. Andrus
Cortez
